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Jonathan Carey sinks added into the couch, cradling a longneck, bubbler abroad a dream deferred. There are the things in activity you imagine, and the things you end up accomplishing in the meantime, and if you're actual lucky, the two sometimes overlap.

But mostly not.

"You apperceive the casting actualization they accept at Disney?" Carey says. "Mickey [Mouse], Donald [Duck], Minnie [Mouse], Goofy? I've aloof consistently capital to be Goofy."

A sip.

"Only I couldn’t accomplish the acme requirement."

I appetite to laugh. It sounds like Carey is joking. Afterwards all, I came to Dave Raymond’s Amulet Cossack Affected assured as abundant -- applesauce beneath the balmy winter sun, actuality at the Los Angeles Dodgers' aloft bounce training circuitous in Vero Beach, Florida, a continued weekend of goofing off alongside a half-dozen accessory alliance baseball mascots beneath the administration of a man best accepted as the aboriginal Phillie Phanatic.

I've alike active a matted, battered panda apparel for the occasion, accurately because it:

(a) Looks ridiculous;(b) Fits neatly into an aerial bin;(c) See (a).

Thing is, Carey's serious. Earnest, even. Endearingly so. As such, bedlam would be cruel. We’re sitting in Raymond's auberge suite, which acclimated to be Tommy Lasorda's digs, which in itself is somewhat amusing, if not amazing, accustomed that the aloft Dodgers administrator feuded with Raymond and already approved to exhausted the Phanatic into a black-blue-and-green pulp, appropriate there on the Veterans Stadium bogus turf. Occupational hazard and all. But never apperception that. Carey would do aloof about annihilation for the adventitious to get baffled up by a ample hardball sourpuss.

Well, provided he was demography said assault central a bristling suit.

Instead, Carey is cutting a polo shirt abstract with a fast aliment craven logo. His assignment uniform. A aloft academy mascot, he abashed to Orlando afterwards graduation to audience at Disney World, a abode he ahead had visited all of twice. The affair esplanade told him he was too short. (Who knew?) Still, they admired his energy. Said they’d be in touch. Maybe. And so he waits, hoping, clocking in and out of the craven joint, his approaching blind on a buzz call.

"All of my accompany are casting associates at the park," Carey says. "And there I am, ashore at home."

What does it booty to be a mascot? Why would anyone appetite to be a mascot? I'm actuality to acquisition out. As for Carey? He's artlessly here. He isn't absolutely accommodating in the camp. He collection an hour and a bisected from Orlando aloof to ... adhere out.

I ask Carey if he has a advancement plan -- article abroad to shoot for, in case the alarm never comes.

"No," he says. "I should anticipate about it."

Another sip. Actually, this one is added of a gulp.

"I assumption they wouldn't acquiesce you to be Goofy for the blow of your life."

***

DO NOT SET SELF ON FIRE WITH LIGHTER FLUID. I address this down. Sounds reasonable. It's the aboriginal day of camp. The accessory alliance mascots and I accept aggregate in a affair allowance with the blinds drawn, the bigger to watch Dave Raymond accomplish a agenda projector. Our apparel are stored in a adjacent locker room, beyond the anteroom from a blind account of Lasorda, which Raymond will afterwards befoul with a alternation of added funny pantomimes that cannot abundantly be declared on a family-friendly website.

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"Always remember," Raymond says, "that sliding on a board attic can cook your costume's knees."

Earlier, we had a cup-stacking contest. Appealing fun. What I expected. Now, a lecture. Not so much. We sit abaft a continued desk, armed with notepads. This is school. Raymond wears biscuit shorts and a amber T-shirt. He larboard his pointy-topped WWI army helmet at home. He spent added than a decade as the Phanatic. He currently owns and runs a amulet architecture and consulting business. For teams and performers in need, he's article of a amulet whisperer.

"The amulet can assignment at a funeral," he says. "A Catholic abbey service. In advanced of rocket scientists. It's not aloof for kids."

Raymond's official appellation is Emperor of Fun and Games. It says so on his business cards. He is decidedly accomplished with Power Point.

"Your job is added acquirement for your boss," he says. "That's basically what it is."

Everyone nods. The allowance is quiet, serious. Clowning about takes work. Abundant of it out of costume. Mascots accept business affairs to write. Sponsorships to secure. They accept to break fit. Break hydrated. Apperceive how to application a burst knee with a bed-making kit and electrical tape.

Raymond calmly us a amulet manual. Aloof the basics. It's 83 pages long.

First Aid for Heat Exhaustion/Heat Stroke

Sample Profit/Loss Statement

Spotter/Security Assistant

"A lot of performers who are about for a while become conceited and anticipate they don't charge to apprentice anything," says Chris Bruce, a able amulet and Raymond's co-instructor for the camp. "I claiming all of you not to do that."

"That’s an catching I see with baseball performers today," Raymond adds.

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In costume, assuming is 50 percent damp -- it alone feels like 150 percent -- and 50 percent preparation. Raymond discusses amount competencies. As in: He uses the appellation amount competencies. Clicking through slides, he urges us to booty able ball lessons. Conduct convenance sessions in advanced of a mirror. Almanac and analysis our performances. Hone skits and $.25 until they're additional nature.

Another slide. NON-VERBAL COMMUNICATION. Mascots can't talk, he says. Which agency you accept to arise up with 50 affections for your character. Bristles agency to walk. Ten agency to cry.

"This takes a ton of practice,” Raymond says. "Robin Williams has a gigantic bag of tricks in his brain. He pulls actuality out. Bodies anticipate it was aloof actuality pulled out on the fly."

Look spontaneous. Leave annihilation to chance. Welcome to cossack camp.

So abundant for goofing around.

***

Not to put too accomplished a point on it, but cutting a amulet apparel stinks. Literally. The abutting adenoids adjacency comps? Eau de basement gym locker. Or maybe game-worn hockey pads, stored in the block of a acclimated car anchored in an alfresco lot at the Phoenix airport. Raymond's T-shirt reads, "Old mascots never die. They aloof aroma that way." This is funny -- not because it's true, but because it absolutely understates matters, accomplishing a acrid effect.

So: Central the fur. My panda helmet is a awful caricature of apathetic cobweb eyes, a leering, red acquainted argot and autogenous aqueduct tape. Cutting it induces low-level claustrophobia, an acquaintance affiliated to taping two pillows over your aerial while adorable at the apple through duke binoculars. Also, my headgear lacks a button strap, which agency it keeps falling off, thereby actionable the basal aphorism of the amulet game: never, anytime lose your arch in public, lest a adolescent atom you and eventually end up with aggrandized developed psychotherapy bills.

Of course, I don't apperception that my helmet keeps falling off. Helps me breathe. Because the accouterments is stifling. Itchy. Hot. Somehow, cutting it makes the aback of my throat burn. The aboriginal time I don the accomplished affair -- shoe flaps to fingerless gloves -- I appetite to booty a algid shower, again deluge myself in a bathtub abounding with duke sanitizer. Alike in an air-conditioned appointment room, I'm acutely acquainted of my own sweat, alive from my anatomy in the address of a burst backyard sprinkler arrangement calamity the absolute block.

Apparently, this is normal.

"I anesthetized out during a photo and autograph affair once," Raymond says. "I was actuality bemused and asinine on the field, and again blacked out in the tunnel. They threw me in a battery with ice. On absolutely hot days, I would booty a gallon Ziploc bag, ample it with ice and band it to my stomach."

I didn't accompany bags. Or ice. Shuffling off to a ancillary allowance to convenance anatomy movement, I’m additionally acquainted that I'm a guy in a panda suit, in a way that I'm never acquainted of being, say, a guy in a polo shirt and jeans. This is a problem. It’s a botheration because a acceptable amulet can’t arise self-conscious. You accept to attending convincing. Be convincing. Achieve a affectionate of blundering Zen. Act and move the way a beastly Chinese buck cutting aerial top basketball sneakers would. Alike admitting no such creature, you know, exists.

"The aboriginal affair I do with a new apparel is beastly research," says Bruce. "How they move. How they advance a predator. Say you're a shark. You ability consistently amphitheater people. Or a gopher. Maybe you get afraid easily."

Bruce pulls me aside. We altercate accessible signature moves. I alive in Washington, D.C. Home to the National Zoo, which in about-face is home to absolute alive panda bears. They beddy-bye a lot, I say. And eat bamboo. And beddy-bye some more. How about I lie bottomward in a bend and crumb my paws? Beastly research!

Bruce suggests I assignment on a kung-fu chop.

Across the hall, Raymond is demography the mascots through convenance auditions, one by one, barking admonition and videotaping the results. Derrick Crump, who works for a accessory alliance aggregation in West Virginia, ambles aback into our room. (In costume, mascots do a lot added ambling than walking). He takes off his helmet, a giant, neon-yellow accumulation of disordered fur, outfitted with an eye application and a bowler hat. (The character's name is Chuck; he's a pirate, not a hipster).

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Crump is sweaty. He looks distraught.

"Acting like a adult woman bent me off guard,” he says.

"You accept to be wiling to advance boundaries," Bruce says. "Take risks. To be a amulet is to be addition you can’t be otherwise. You ability not commonly airing bottomward the artery assuming to be a adult woman ... "

I try to address this down, alone it's hard, because my gloves accomplish it difficult to authority a pen, or see the block I'm scribbling on.

" ... but this isn't normal."

***

The mascots are bistro dinner. Not in costume. That would affectation all sorts of problems. Way added than aggravating to booty notes. We're sitting in the aforementioned cafeteria that acclimated to serve the Dodgers -- Lasorda and Kirk Gibson and the blow -- and anybody is wolfing bottomward huge, athlete-portioned plates of food, absurd angle and turkey sandwiches and meatballs and ice chrism with cookies. As it turns out, active about in a bristling clothing burns abounding calories. Added than abundant to be the angle for a acknowledged diet book.

Well, except for the affiliate area dieters afterwards collapse from aridity and exhaustion, again charge intravenous fluids while lying in the aback of an ambulance.

This happens to mascots. I abstruse that at dinner. I abstruse a lot at dinner. Such as: Apparel go over abundant at weddings. A cement gun is your best friend. Gaffers' band will stick to anything. Seamstress shears will cut your fingers. If you get bashed afterwards a game, it’s bigger to beddy-bye it off in a affluence box than attack to drive yourself home. The Denver Broncos amulet is a god amid men, because he bliss acreage goals. In costume. Also, apple-pie your apparel afterwards every performance, acreage goal-kicking or ortherwise. Otherwise, you could end up with MRSA, an antibiotic-resistant ache of cannibal bacteria. Alone don't use Lysol. It can account allergic bark reactions. Instead, try vodka: Two genitalia water, one allotment booze, a blueprint adopted from 18th aeon accompanist shows.

What else? If you're arena hockey adjoin babyish children, it's OK to beating them down. In fact, it's affectionate of fun. On the added hand, if you're arena Pee Wee football at Chicago's Solider Acreage and you accouterment a babyish boy at the two-yard band on the final ball of your mascots-versus-tykes bold instead of absolution the kid score, it's absolutely not okay, and you'll apparently get in agitation with your boss, alike admitting blurred the bang on a grade-school Walter Payton wannabe is additionally appealing fun.

"I was at a gas base actualization once," says Jonathan Nation, a Class-AAA baseball mascot. "A woman came up to me and said, 'I achievement you attending as acceptable central that apparel as you do on the outside. Can you accompany the arch home with me?'"

A few weeks earlier, Vanderbilt University's mascot, Mr. C, crowd-surfed the apprentice area at a men's basketball game. He again punched a fan in the nose, cartoon blood.

I ask: What the heck happened?

"He's apparently an amateur performer," Bruce says. "A academy kid who hasn't done it before."

Crump all-overs his head.

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"They're activity to accept to ban army surfing," he says.

"The NCAA has banned everything," Raymond says. “They won’t let you go abreast the admiral or players. And there’s consistently an active [expletive] with every team, addition who looks at mascots as uncontrollable idiots with no acumen active about like a maniac, who needs to be kept from affliction addition or spontaneously combusting."

"The aboriginal affair our new business guy at South Carolina capital was to get me a trampoline,” Carey says. "But that's not allowed."

"We got about that by accepting two cheerleaders aloof bandy us from the abhorrent line," Bruce says. "And we didn't accept mats."

He laughs.

"Looking back, I'm not abiding that was safer."

***

Why be a mascot? I put the catechism to Nation.

"It's fun,” he says.

Jimi Nunez, a accessory alliance baseball amulet from Indiana, has a hardly added abstract take.

"Why not?" he says.

***

"Walk like a adult woman! Be a beautiful little boy! Be a wild, bound animal!" Off camera, Raymond is barking orders; on camera, I'm in my panda suit, aggravating to accumulate up.

Mostly, I'm failing.

I abridgement rhythm. I abridgement moves. I'm already a abhorrent ballerina aback no one is watching; conceivably unsurprisingly, I'm alike worse aback cutting a bristling apparel and placed afore a tripod. With the absolute chic watching, Raymond is activity over my apish amulet audience band -- essentially, a convenance job interview. Things are not activity well. Between my disability to aback non-verbal affect and my accepted abridgement of grace, I'm to the admirable art of concrete acting – anticipate Charlie Chaplin -- what Megan Fox is to the appropriately admirable art of acting acting.

"Give me happy!" Raymond says on the tape. "On a calibration of one to five, actualization me a five!"

On screen, I circuit about with my accoutrements outstretched, apery the arena in "The Shawshank Redemption" area Andy emerges from his escape-from-prison tunnel. Somehow, I anticipation this would be a acceptable idea.

Naturally, my helmet avalanche off.

"You accept no assumption notions of how to be a mascot," Deas says, encouragingly. “You accept absolute freedom."

"This is like an Andy Kaufman audition," Raymond says.

"He's alienated comedy," Bruce says.

The problem, Raymond explains, isn't that I'm clumsy. It's that I don't apperceive my character. I abridgement motivation. I'm not immersed. Every amulet needs a aback story. No detail is too small, too unimportant.

I attending at Raymond like he's affairs my leg. He’s not. He gives us all homework: Address your character's biography.

The abutting day, we present to the class. Deas is up. He has a bluff costume, a amulet called "Phinley." Phinley trusts everyone, except old men with hooks. He's an orphan, anxious for accompany and -- ahem -- chums. He loves the movies "Splash" and "Finding Nemo." For some alien reason, he is alone shy about affected women. He wants to apprentice added about his adolescent sharks, to accomplish abiding no breed becomes extinct.

"That's great!” Raymond says. "Maybe Phinley can become about conservation."

I'm next. I apprehend from able notes:

My panda is a classically accomplished Chinese calligraphist. He came to America via an import-export botch -- he was abashed for an approachable alembic of iPhones and flat-screen televisions and an admission addition of United States treasury bills. He is aghast in his new home, which lacks acknowledgment for his skills. He sees added mascots -- abnormally bears -- active about at American antic events, acting like abject accomplished monkeys. Believing that he is aloft that, he is a conflicted and afraid performer. He refuses to eat with chopsticks, artlessly because bodies apprehend him to. However, he secretly envies his American peers, because they assume audacious in a way he is not. He additionally secretly thinks the aliment at P.F. Chang's is tasty, alike admitting it's as absolutely Chinese as Applebee's.

Raymond laughs. At me, I think.

***

Being a amulet is hard. And about as arid as an appointment job, because in abounding ways, it is an appointment job. You accept draw up abundant business plans, with archive and graphs and ammo points. You accept to adjustment and clue merchandise. Wrangle with bloom insurance. Assignment the phones with sponsors, admission buyers, abeyant ancillary gig and accessible actualization clients. You accept to sit through advanced appointment meetings, authoritative your case to managers and blimp shirts who about appearance you as a bristling clown, an unskilled, dispensable nuisance. You will never accept job security. And unless you accomplish it to the NBA -- area a scattering of mascots acquire six-figure salaries, and no, that's not a typo -- you're not activity to get rich, or alike alive in comfort. (The guy who plays the Kansas City Chiefs' wolf amulet allegedly affiliated a cheerleader; on the added hand, Rick Ocasek concluded up with Paulina Porizkova. Actuality happens).

Then there are the beam punches.

Another amulet dinner. After, a few beers. I ask about the job. Off the record, what is it absolutely like?

This is what the mascots acquaint me:

"Little kids. Approaching you. This tall. And again hitting you in the [expletive]."

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"Knock on wood, that never happened to me. In the gut, but not in the [expletive]."

"Getting hit in the [expletive] is a rite of passage."

"I barreled into a kid once, 3 years old. I was active adorable at two hot women."

"I aloof about dead a kid one night. I was a amulet for a summer baseball aggregation in the Coastal League. A big, huge blowfish. Blowy. No eyes whatsoever in the helmet. I'm active the bases. I feel article beneath my feet. Oh, [expletive]! It's a little kid. So I affective him and started rolling around, aggravating to ball it off. There's a account area you can aloof see his arm advancing out. And all the admirers are booing Blowy."

"Kids are so unpredictable."

"I abhorrence aback you get 16-year-old kids punching you in the ancillary of the head."

"I get revenge. I action to agitate their hand, and again aloof drove them with my grip."

"You accept to use accepted sense. You charge a sixth sense. A little articulation in your head. Listen to it. Of course, I never did. I fabricated every aberration in the book. I would grab airheaded and barter it for someone’s beer. I wouldn't accord the beer back. Aback I saw a women with a baby, I would aces up the baby, ball around, and again accord the babyish to some accidental dude and aloof leave. I'd be in my alteration allowance thinking, 'whoa.'"

"They didn't accept accountability aback then, did they?"

***

Why would anyone appetite to be a mascot? I still don't know. It's a brilliant afternoon, ablaze and hazy, and all of us are in costume, walking to adjacent Holman Stadium, area a brace dozen French Canadian parents and admirers are watching their sons ball baseball.

The big leagues, this ain't.

We access the ballpark, a admirable -- if not agreeable -- little active congenital for the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1953, with amphitheater dugouts and 6,500 mostly abandoned seats. The added mascots fan out, dancing and cavorting, affective bottomward the aisles and into the stands. I angle on the concourse, confused, anxious for an air-conditioned columnist box, borderline what to do.

And again it hits me: As a mascot, you can do anything.

I brightness a baldheaded man's head. He laughs. I ball tag with a accumulation of adolescent children. They cackle and clutter away, again arise aback for more. I bastard up abaft an adorable woman, chase her to her seat, tap her on the shoulder, bandy up my accoutrements and act innocent aback she turns around. She laughs, too. No one arrests me for stalking. I airing aloft the seats, forth the railing, aberrate into the dugout, assuming accepted a bat, pretend to alarm assurance and strikes. Again, cipher stops me.

I don't alike apprehension how abundant I'm sweating. Or that I'm aloof a guy in a panda suit.

After the game, we arch aback to the cafeteria, still in costume. Some players are there, added French Canadian teenagers, bistro lunch. We antic on them as well, abduct their plates, act like fools. It's all actual abnormal. And very, actual fun. I feel for Carey. He's right: None of us can be Goofy for the blow of our lives. But there’s article to be said for trying.

Why be a mascot?

Why not?

Later, at dinner, an earlier woman approaches our table. Her name is Mary. She works at the cafeteria. Has formed actuality for a decade. She still remembers the Dodgers, throwing assurance and accepted sticks, blame about for a living, addition accumulation of uniformed performers in no accurate bustle to abound up.

Mary puts one duke on Nunez's shoulder, the added on mine.

"I aloof capital to acquaint all of you that you were absolutely abhorrent in your costumes," she says. “And I beggarly that as a compliment."

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