
hold back the river lyrics
Let's set the scene. You're in the car with your boyfriend's mates for the aboriginal time. You're appropriately singing forth to 'Uptown Funk' and all is able-bodied and acceptable in the world. But WAIT? WHAT'S THIS? Bruno's not absolutely singing about a Dragon's assurance activity into retirement and now it's absolutely awkward? Oh Christ.
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But abhorrence not, abstract bottom in aperture girlfriend, because it turns out you're not the alone one who's been accepting the lyrics amiss the accomplished time.
1. Sam Smith, 'Like I Can'
Actual lyric: "Stop deceiving, Lord please"Misheard lyric: "Stop his semen, Lord please"
2. Ed Sheeran, 'Thinking Out Loud'
Actual lyric: "Take me into your admiring arms"Misheard lyric: "Take me into your auto arms"
3. James Bay, 'Hold Aback The River'
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Actual lyric: "Somebody's got to authority aback the river"Misheard lyric: "Somebody's got to authority that gorilla"
4. Sia, 'Chandelier'
Actual lyric: "I'm gonna alive like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exi-i-istMisheard lyric: "I'm gonna alive like tomorrow's President Clinton, like it's President Clin-in-ton
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5. Iggy Azalea, 'Fancy'
Actual lyric: "I'm so fancy, can't you aftertaste that gold?"Misheard lyric: "I'm so fancy, can't you aftertaste that scone?"
6. Bruno Mars ft. Mark Ronson, 'Uptown Funk'
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Actual lyric: "I'm too hot, hot damn, accomplish a dragon wanna retire, man"Misheard lyric: "I'm too hot, hot damn, like a Dragon's assurance in retirement"
7. Selena Gomez, 'The Affection Wants What It Wants'
Actual lyric: "What the affection wants"Misheard lyric: "What the f**k, Juan"
8. John Legend, 'All Of Me'
Actual lyric: "Give me all of you, oh"Misheard lyric: "Give me all of Europe"
9. Taylor Swift, 'Style'
Actual lyric: "And I got that acceptable babe affair in a bound little skirt"Misheard lyric: "And I got that acceptable babe fig in a bound little skirt"
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10. Meghan Trainor, 'All About That Bass'
Actual lyric: "I'm bringing anatomy back"Misheard lyric: "I'm bringing admirable bags"
11. Gomez, 'Good For You'
Actual lyric: "I'm on my 14 carats, I'm 14 carat"Misheard lyric: "I'm on my farting carrots, I'm farting carrots"
But additionally this:
Yeah. That happened.
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