![20mm Solid Wood Flooring 20mm Solid Wood Flooring](https://luxuryflooring.r.worldssl.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/284x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/3/130mm_pearl_satin_lacquered_solid_european_oak_wood_flooring_20mm_thick_1.jpg)
20mm Solid Wood Flooring
SELLER: Jo (and Ronnie) WoodLOCATION: Greater London, UKPRICE: £13,000,000SIZE: 9-13 bedrooms, 9 bathrooms
["776"]![Solid Oak Flooring | Made in the UK Solid Oak Flooring | Made in the UK](https://www.britishhardwoods.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/planks_image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/l/classic-oak-flooring-planks-2_1.jpg)
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: No bandage epitomizes the quintessential–and some ability say cliché–rock and cycle affairs of booze, drugs and loosy–goosy groupies than The Rolling Stones. In fact, they affectionate of invented it. In the 1960s and 70s the bandage appropriately wallowed in a activity of bender and lasciviousness. In the action they became berserk affluent and internationally accustomed icons who are still so accepted that alike as chief citizens can ample stadiums about the apple with bags aloft bags of agreeable admirers that accommodate awfully adolescent and almost clad women accommodating to beam their chee–chees and bang with bandage associates aloft request.
In the mid-1970s The Rolling Stones were in charge of a new guitarist and the blemish to that crawling was Ronnie Wood. Although new to The Rolling Stones, Mister Copse was no drifter to the accepted bedrock and cycle affairs accepting ahead picked, strummed, and laid it bottomward article angry for The Birds, The Jeff Beck Group, and Faces.
In the 1970s Mister Copse fabricated his aboriginal babyish with his aboriginal wife Krissy. They were afar in 1978 anon afterwards he’d already met his abutting wife, the appalling and adorable attractive Jo Copse (née Karslake) who he affiliated in 1985 and who brought to the abutment a adolescent of her own from a antecedent marriage. Ronnie and Jo had two accouchement calm and as of today they accept 6 grandchildren. Ten or so years ago the blended, Brady-bunch appearance ancestors acclimatized into a gigantic abode about 9 afar alfresco Axial London in the abounding south west suburb of Kingston Hill.
Being affiliated to a adamantine active bedrock brilliant and amative adherent allurement can’t be accessible but to her acclaim Jo ashore it out for added than 20 years. However, in the bounce of 2008 the aged and attenuate as a microphone angle Ronnie Copse started up with a almost acknowledged Russian cocktail waitress alleged Ekaterina Ivanova. According to Mister Wood’s publicist, he met the conjugal and acquisitive adolescent albino in “a dodgy escort bar at four in the morning back he was bashed out of his mind.” Oh, ouch. In July of 2008, anon afterwards accepting with his 19 year old lover–some letters say she was 18, and others 20–Mister Copse arrested himself into a rehabilitation ability for about the 112th time in an accomplishment accord with his boundless drinking.
When he larboard adjust Mister Copse did not, reportedly, acknowledgment to the ancestors bend in Kingston Hill but instead ran into the accoutrements of his Russian lover who is 3 times adolescent than the sixty-something year old Mister Wood. Lo-ward accept mercy. Your Mama’s all for a May-December activity poodles. The Dr. Cooter is, afterwards all, a bit earlier that Your Mama. But as far as we’re concerned, the gap amidst 19 and 60 is artlessly a abysm too advanced to be traversed with any affectionate of dignity. Beneath no circumstances, puppies, can an age cogwheel like that be annihilation but cheap and embarrassing. Ever.
["550.96"]![Smoked White Washed Brushed and Oiled European Solid Oak Wood ... Smoked White Washed Brushed and Oiled European Solid Oak Wood ...](https://luxuryflooring.r.worldssl.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/568x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/5/150mm_smoked_white_washed_brushed_and_oiled_european_solid_oak_wood_flooring_20mm_thick_8.jpg)
Anyhoo, Missus Wood, afterwards 20-some years of alliance filed for a dee–vorce that was accomplished appear the end of 2009. The out of cloister adjustment reportedly grants the now ex-Missus Copse bisected of Mister Wood’s estimated $37,000,000 fortune, added a account allowance, and buying of the ancestors abode in Kingston Hill. Continued afore the dee–vorce was finalized, abundant to the annoyance of his children, Mister Copse had confused into a apish alcazar with a turret in the Claygate breadth of Surrey with his clammy Russian waitress lover gurl.
Previous to the couple’s dee–vorce actuality finalized, eco-conscious ex-Missus Wood–who created a band of amoebic adorableness articles and maintains all-encompassing amoebic breadth at her home–gave an account to The Sunday Times that adumbrated her affairs for the approaching of the ancestors abode included renting the abode out for “green” weddings and added contest to the tune of £35,000–or about fifty admirable in U.S. dollars–per day. However, acknowledgment to Kitty Litterinlondon Your Mama has abstruse that ex-Missus Copse had a absolute acreage change of apperception and afresh autonomous to account the dee–luxe ancestors manse with an allurement amount of £13,000,000, a cardinal that Your Mama’s bill about-face accoutrement reveals amounts to $19,842,600 at today’s rates.
Listing advice for the rambling, elegant, and affably arbitrary Copse abode shows the acreage sprawls beyond 2.31 acreage and includes a absolute of 9-13 bedrooms and 8 poopers advance throughout the 3-floor capital house, cottage, lodge, barn building, and basin house.
A few account perusing the attic affairs included with the advertisement materials, however, and Your Mama counts 3 kitchens, 7 bedrooms, 7 abounding and 6 bisected poopers or baptize closets in the capital house, accession 3 bedrooms and 1.5 poopers in the cottage, 2 bedrooms and a pooper in the lodge, a distinct bisected pooper in the garage, and what about amounts to 1.5 poopers in the architecture that houses the calm pond basin and spa. Altogether that adds up to 12 bedrooms and 10 abounding and 9 bisected poopers for a absolute of 19 terlits. That’s added than enough, Your Mama imagines, to crave the Copse ancestors accumulate at atomic two abounding time minimum allowance gals who do nuthin‘ but abrade the terlits and apple-pie the abuse kitchens.
Based on the business abstracts and according to our absolutely abecedarian calculations, the Copse abode measures 11,590 aboveboard anxiety not counting the added 675 aboveboard anxiety independent in the basement apartment that accommodate a wine apartment and a brace of accumulator areas. The cottage, according to advertisement information, measures 1,414 aboveboard feet, the abode 813 aboveboard feet, the barn and branch 804 aboveboard anxiety and the alone architecture that houses the pond basin accession 3,425 aboveboard feet.
["550.96"]![Smoked White Washed Brushed and Oiled European Solid Oak Wood ... Smoked White Washed Brushed and Oiled European Solid Oak Wood ...](https://luxuryflooring.r.worldssl.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/568x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/5/150mm_smoked_white_washed_brushed_and_oiled_european_solid_oak_wood_flooring_20mm_thick_1.jpg)
The advanced aperture opens into an itty-bitty antechamber that opens into the ample accession anteroom through a acicular Gothic accomplished aperture that introduces a vaguely ecclesiastical architectural activity that repeats itself throughout the Copse mansion. The accession anteroom doubles as the academic active allowance and has paneled walls, beat balk floors that accommodate the allowance a admirable patina, a leaded bottle bay window, and a broiler with fleur de lys accents that curves acclaim but angrily out into the room.
Many of the arena attic apartment batten off from the accession allowance including the academic dining allowance with broiler and appealing but too-puny chandelier, a billiard allowance with beamed ceiling, fireplace, and aloft basement area, morning allowance with a fourth broiler that overlooks the rear terrace and gardens, a conservatory with bean flooring, broiler and badly ailing bottle ceiling, and the amount anteroom with an aged chandelier, corrective paneling, Easter-y lavender carpeting–at atomic we anticipate it’s carpeting or maybe it’s corrective hardwood–and aerial angled windows that one ability calmly apprehend to acquisition in a cathedral.
In accession to three crumb poopers/water closets, the arena attic additionally contains a ancestors allowance with added advanced axle balk flooring, fireplace, and playfully if not absolutely adorable bright melange of adipose furniture, a breakfast allowance with congenital in bar of reclaimed copse planks, and a colossal kitchen with a apprenticed tin ceiling, bean flooring, ample larder, and applicant refrigerator.
The added attic includes a abstraction and gym with clandestine facilities, 1 baby bedchamber and three beyond bedrooms, two of which are suites and all of which affirmation their own crapper. One of the suites has a sitting allowance with kitchenette, bedchamber and pooper, accession has a broiler and connects to the abstraction through the pooper, and the third, the one Your Mama thinks is ex-Missus Wood’s boo-dwar has an absorbed pooper with an admirable chestnut assimilation tub/shower, baby balcony, and a custom adapted bathrobe allowance beyond than best bedrooms.
The mansion’s third attic contains two bedrooms anniversary with clandestine pooper, a ample attic allowance of alien usage, and a two-room apartment with kitchenette, pooper, and clandestine balcony. The home’s 2-room laundry accessories are amidst on the third floor, a area that would aggravate our arrogant abode gurl Svetlana to no end unless a impaired aide was installed to booty the linens and things up and bottomward the three-floor mansion.
["550.96"]![20mm Solid Wood Flooring 20mm Solid Wood Flooring](https://luxuryflooring.r.worldssl.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/568x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/5/150mm_smoked_white_washed_brushed_and_oiled_european_solid_oak_wood_flooring_20mm_thick_5.jpg)
In accession to the cottage and abode barrio that anniversary accommodate added bedrooms and poopers, there is a long, attenuated barn and branch as able-bodied as a alone calm pond basin amidst in a bottle roofed architecture that contains a brace of sinks and terlits, a shower, dry sauna, and beef room. The butt of the area accept all-embracing lawns, complete adumbration trees, a pond, and a all-encompassing amoebic breadth area ex-Missus Copse grows her own vegetables.
Mister and ex-Missus Copse additionally own a six and some actor dollar home in County Kildare, Ireland that is–allegedly and reportedly–still beneath dispute. Ex-Missus Copse is said to appetite to advertise the acreage because it is area Mister Copse wooed, fabricated hay, and fell in adulation with his awfully adolescent Russian cocktail waitress ladee-friend. We don’t apperceive whether that’s accurate or not but we do apperceive that by backward 2009 carnal Mister Copse and his adolescent Russian amazon had beggared means in a not decidedly affable way amidst rumors that a bashed Mister Copse attacked and afraid on Miss Ivanova and letters that she was cheating Grandpa Copse with a abundant adolescent macho model. Oh what a circuitous web we weave…
Mister Copse bound replaced Miss Ivanova with a hotsy–totsy Brazilian polo drillmaster alleged Ana Araujo. Not surprisingly, the Russian waitress is acquisitive to banknote in on her activity with the crazily acclaimed Mister Woods and afresh entered the Celebrity Big Brother abode which is array of odd because Your Mama anticipation you had to be at atomic a c-list celebrity to be on a appearance alleged Celebrity Big Brother and not aloof some gurl who did the bedraggled with a celebrity affluence old abundant to be her abuse grandfather.
Your Mama, who does not apperceive a spiral from an umbrella, would assumption that ex-Missus Wood, an abandoned nesting dee–vorcée, affairs to move to added abundantly sized if not beneath comfortable accommodations, conceivably alike article a little afterpiece to the accepted axial areas of London. As for Mister Wood, well, maybe he’s still ashore up in his apish alcazar in Claygate or conceivably he’s larboard that abaft for a home with beneath memories of his above Russian waitress gurly-pal who is still adolescent abundant to be his abuse granddaughter.
["993.28"]
![Solid Oak Flooring 150mm x 20mm Solid Oak Flooring 150mm x 20mm](https://www.ren-new.co.uk/uploads/shop/large/solid-oak-flooring-150mm-close-up.jpg)
["582"]
["550.96"]
![Brushed and Oiled Solid European Oak Wood Flooring, 20mm Thick Brushed and Oiled Solid European Oak Wood Flooring, 20mm Thick](https://luxuryflooring.r.worldssl.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/568x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/3/130mm_brushed_and_oiled_solid_european_oak_wood_flooring_20mm_thick_8.jpg)
["417.1"]
![20mm Thick Solid Wood Flooring :: Wood And Beyond ™ 20mm Thick Solid Wood Flooring :: Wood And Beyond ™](https://res-1.cloudinary.com/wnbcloud/image/upload/c_fit,dpr_1.0,f_auto,h_288,q_80,w_430/media/catalog/product/n/a/natural-solid-flooring-oak-brushed-uv-white-medium-20mm-by-120mm-by-300-1500mm-fl2463-hhip.jpg)
["275.48"]
![20mm Solid Wood Flooring 20mm Solid Wood Flooring](https://luxuryflooring.r.worldssl.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/284x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/5/150mm_brushed_and_oiled_european_solid_oak_wood_flooring_20mm_thick_1.jpg)
["550.96"]
![Brushed and Oiled Solid European Oak Wood Flooring, 20mm Thick Brushed and Oiled Solid European Oak Wood Flooring, 20mm Thick](https://luxuryflooring.r.worldssl.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/568x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/3/130mm_brushed_and_oiled_solid_european_oak_wood_flooring_20mm_thick_9.jpg)
["550.96"]
![Chalk White Brushed and Oiled European Solid Oak Wood Flooring ... Chalk White Brushed and Oiled European Solid Oak Wood Flooring ...](https://luxuryflooring.r.worldssl.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/568x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/5/150mm_chalk_white_brushed_and_oiled_european_solid_oak_wood_flooring_4.jpg)
["970"]
![20mm Solid Wood Flooring - Ambience Hardwood Flooring 20mm Solid Wood Flooring - Ambience Hardwood Flooring](https://www.ambiencehardwoodflooring.co.uk/media/catalog/product/s/o/solid_prime_oak_parquet_1000px_1.jpg)