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It's 75 degrees, the air smells like brittle meats, blackberry accouterment are actuality absolute dickheads in my annual beds, and all my neighbors are alfresco conduct and weedwhacking and beating about 14 hours per fucking day. It charge be my admired time of year—ALMOST SUMMER!—and all I appetite to do is a goddamn brilliant day home advance project.

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Except I don't own a home to advance (I'm a blogger, not a sultan), so instead I aloof watch HGTV all the flipping* time to vicariously allay my nesting fantasies. Activity is stressful. Assignment is stressful. The internet is stressful. I like home advance shows because all they do is accomplish things better, prettier, easier. They booty an animal affair and they fix it.

But what are the best home advance shows, and which ones should you avoid? (The acknowledgment to the additional catechism is NONE. ALL ARE WORTHY.) To array this brand out, I've ranked home advance shows from atomic best to best #1 best. I did not rank shows I accept not watched, such as the Vanilla Ice Project, or shows that are no best on the air, such as Trading Spaces (RIP). But feel chargeless to add your animosity in the comments.

Doooooood, these bitchez are the WORST OF ALL TIME. Here, acquiesce me to blemish every adventure for you so you never accept to watch it: The brace is attractive for article move-in accessible and "Tuscan" with an accessible concept, an eat-in kitchen, a adept bedchamber with en suite, and some absolute wow factor. Also, they abhorrence anniversary other. Eventually, addition says article like, "I could absolutely see us bistro aliment in this dining room!" and again they aces the abode that they already best afore the appearance taped because the show's fake. And they're not alike in Nicaragua or achieve interesting. It's just, like, Milwaukee. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Yardcore is a contemporary appearance area Jake and Joel Moss—"professional landscapers and brothers"—snoop about your abode for bristles account and again about-face your backyard into a Buffalo Wild Wings after your consent. They are the Guy Fieris of landscaping.

(PS What are "PROFESSIONAL BROTHERS"?)

First of all, I do not accept your pun.

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Second of all, a lot of these shows abatement into the Pimp My Ride/Extreme Makeover: Home Edition trap, area they appropriate on one tiny detail you mentioned off-hand and about-face your ENTIRE SHIT INTO A TERRIBLE SHRINE TO THAT THING. Like, oh, we heard you say you capital tacos for lunch, so we tore bottomward your abode and congenital a tortilla factory. You're welcome! This appearance affectionate of does that. But it's additionally a agglomeration of hot brothers digging holes, additional I acknowledge shows area they absolutely advise you how accoutrement assignment instead of aloof filming some shitty brace argument for an hour and again affairs aback a blind on a 100% accomplished house/yard at the end. So, kudos.

A guy follows you home from the accouterments abundance and does crazy bits to your yard. It is fine. There is a lot of electric guitar.

This is a appearance about bodies who haven't had sex with a architectonics yet. (Nerds.)

These bodies are acutely aggravating to yoink some of that candied Acreage Brothers cash, but sorry, dummies. Nobody gives a bits about cousins. Cousins are BARELY related. Plus, you don't accept the Acreage Bros' breakable Canadian charm, like a brace of affable brontosauruses who aloof breach an Ambien.

This brace flips houses that they buy at auction. I aloof affectionate of don't like them. I feel like they consistently use the aforementioned travertine.

People with shitty yards get this guy to deshittify them. I've alone apparent one adventure and the affair he fabricated was affectionate of hideous, additional he kept actuality like, "Does anyone abroad on your block accept a timberline like THIS!? [electric guitar riff]" but I'd be accommodating to accord it addition attempt because of a assertive bicep situation.

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A brace called Chip and Joanna advice bodies "find the affliction abode on the best block" and again they about-face it into a abracadabra dream home. It's fine. I aloof can't get that into advance shows area the homeowners don't help. I ability be a homeowner some day, but I'm abiding as bits activity to be abrading off my own aged wallpaper, not hiring addition called "Chip" to do it for me.

Weirdly specific, but sure. Bodies are like, "Ew new!!! My deeennnn is the weeerrrrst!!!" and this adventurous gal called Anitra Mecadon (!!!) shows up and makes it "edgy," usually. Aloof the den. Oh, and the accomplished ancestors helps, which I acknowledge (see above).

Again, weirdly specific.

This has all the aforementioned problems as Househunters classic, but there's about annihilation I acquisition as absorbing as absolute acreage listings in added countries. You get to see what apartments are like in Hyderabad and Chiang Mai and Copenhagen, and how abundant your money's account in Zagreb and Santiago. It's so absorbing that I'll watch it every time, alike admitting it's affected and anybody on it is a dildo.

Ugh, this is area it gets difficult. All of the shows from actuality to the top of the account are my accouchement and I LOVE ALL OF THEM EQUALLY. Except that some of my accouchement are hardly bigger than others. I Abhorrence My Backyard is a appealing aboveboard agriculture advance show, but host Sara Bendrick is a BOSS. She has rad account and she's nice but not boring.

Surprisingly, this appearance rules. Bodies buy a debris abode and again amount out how to fix it up themselves. They're abhorrent at it and it's adorable. And again at the end they do a acceptable job and they hug!

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I didn't apprehend this was still on the air, and I haven't watched it back I was a child, but I bethink it actuality absolute soothing. Also, it's the barbate old dad of all these added shows. Its sperms fabricated them possible.

My top antecedence with home advance shows is that they appearance me some absolute shit. I appetite to see bodies actuality acceptable at their jobs and ambidextrous with the absolute circadian basics and bolts that appear with renovating a property. Not alone does Rehab Addict go abysmal into specifics, it follows the aforementioned activity over assorted episodes. One time a chase came on while I was ailing in a auberge allowance and not alone did it alleviate me but I am now impervious to all germs.

O, PROPERTY BROTHERS, WON'T YOU SING ME A CANADIAN LULLABY AND LET ME PET YOUR HAIR????????

Have you anytime apprehend the Wikipedia folio of Curb Appeal host John Gidding? The dude has architectonics degrees from Harvard and Yale, he's from Turkey by way of Switzerland, he's a aerodrome archetypal and a CHOIR NERD, and he's "also been on the covers of abundant affair novels." He's affiliated to ballet ballerina Damian Smith and actuality is a account of them and not alone will he re-design your advanced yard, he'll do your neighbor's backyard too. It's just, the adulation feelings. They overwhelm.

It's aloof sooooooooooooooooooooo Canadian. (Hilary 4 life.)

*DU U C WHUT I DID THUR

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