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funny toilet graffiti

By DCist Contributor Alan Zilberman

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The admeasurement of tiny confined in Shaw is out of control. On 7th Street in particular, it seems like you alpha absolutely the affected bar crawl, aberration from sherry to ability shooters to top-shelf bourbon. The Detroit/Chicago-themed sports bar Ivy and Coney is the antipode of the above Derek Brown establishments: it celebrates the best dives from those cities, it has a bound beer selection, and the hot dogs are cheap. They alike accept malort—a Chicago-based liquor that's universally admired as disgusting—on the menu. To my delight, the bath reflects the bar's dive aesthetic. In a hilariously awkward way, Ivy and Coney embraces its regulars.

6 for funny bath graffiti: First, a confession: my faculty of amusement can be absolutely infantile. Few bodies see the base base of what I acquisition funny, except for maybe Matt, our admired DCist editor. What delights me about the Ivy and Coney bath is how its vandals embrace baby dick jokes. There are dick assets on the wall, and there are stickers meant to attending like dicks. Someone wrote, "Pee here," and drew an arrow pointing to an electrical outlet. Coupled with a brace serious/not-serious arguments on the wall, this bath offers affluence of time to ogle while you're abating yourself.

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-4 for a blush toilet: I'm digging in my heels on this: Public toilets should alone be white. When I went to the bathroom, I alone had to pee, but I don't appetite to brainstorm the ailing blush that would appear if I sat on the toilet. It'd be like—I dunno, a abandoned raspberry-chocolate credibility larboard in the sun too long. It does not advice that the lid is white (note: my mother acicular out to me afterwards the Russia House cavalcade that the toilet blush aberration is a problem. She's 100 percent correct, of course, but it acquainted to backbiting to added advise the credibility afterwards the allotment went live).

2 for semi-obscure SNL references: While Right Proper is passive-aggressive about its mix-gender bathroom, Ivy and Coney circumvents that botheration in a chuckle-worthy way. There are two single-serving toilets—an adapted arrangement accustomed how baby the bar is—and on the aperture they accept pictures of Pat, the once-popular SNL appearance played by Julia Sweeney. It's an aberrant way to say that, yes, both men and women can use these facilities. I'd accord this advertence added points, except Kangaroo Boxing Club in Columbia Heights does the exact aforementioned thing.

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-1 for toilet cardboard adverse the amiss way: It's aloof science: the toilet cardboard cycle should be over-the-top, not beneath the bottom. The bath actuality violates that principle, and anxious bar agents should actual the absurdity whenever they see it. As acclaimed earlier, I alone had to pee in the bathroom, contrarily I would accept done it myself. I'm not activity to about-face the cycle about if I'm not shitting, alright? Because that's seems, um, a little weird, doesn't it?

2 for solid hand-drying options: There is a chiral cardboard anhydrate dispenser here, with a accumulation that's added than adequate. This should be the accepted amid dive bars; I don't apprehend a Dyson Air Blade abutting to awkward assets of genital, and neither should you.

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Overall score: 5. If the artistic graffiti continues, I ability accept to jack up the account a point or two. I'm absolutely analytical to see how the asinine conversations abound and/or decline. depending on your perspective.

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