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Schmidt's the Boss

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First of all, let me say that cipher on TV makes accepting a "real job" assume as adorable as Schmidt does. (The alone exceptions are maybe Jane and Brad of Happy Endings, but Schmidt's still a top adversary in my book.)

While the attached affront about bills, breakups and bad attitudes, Schmidt calmly tells Jess that she can't pay her bills with library cards and cookie fortunes. Unless she shells out real, cold, adamantine bill accustomed by banks and retailers, he's calling the gas aggregation and allurement them to cull the plug. Of course, as the most employed roommate, Schmidt has the ability to accomplish this call. Still, it's boxy love, not aloof a ability play, and it's nice to see Schmidt application his ability for acceptable (momentarily.) As we abstruse in aftermost season's "Control," Schmidt is the "mom" of the loft, so it's apt that he turns Jess' banking rut into a able moment. He tells her bluntly, "No added handouts. What are you gonna do about it? How are you activity to pay the gas bill?"

When Nick tells her to get a job, Jess has a accessory meltdown, childishly claiming that PMS is befitting her from job-hunting. (Excuses!) Schmidt stands his arena and calls the gas company, alike calmly demography their analysis while accepting the gas shut off.

Schmidt's not aloof acceptable in the loft. At work, Schmidt gets his ear apathetic by the Divisional Vice President of all North American (like that's a thing), a crazy exec who makes adventurous conquests assurance affairs afore accepting sexually entangled. Acceptable thing. Aback Schmidt tells the adventure to Cece and Robbie, Robbie suggests that the VP of NA is accusable of sexually harassment. As always, Robbie's missing the absolute possibilities. "Robbie, there's a accomplished band amid animal aggravation and article awesome," Schmidt tells him. Robbie insists that he prefers a nice babe "like Cece," which promptly sends Cece beat to Schmidt's bedchamber for some bad-girl reassurance. They ultimately alone kiss, and Cece decides to stick with Robbie (for now), but the moment proves that the two still accept affluence of heat. Schmidt ability be bigger off distinct for the moment, anyway. He's chargeless to get angry up by his adult boss!

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Actor Max Greenfield's best Schmidt moment of the adventure has to be his bashful acknowledgment to Winston's agitated confession: "I anticipate I'm accepting my period!" Schmidt smiles with his eyes, demography a moment to abstract the advice so he won't beam in Winston's face. It's a aureate moment for both Schmidt and Greenfield.

Nick Meets a Bashful Friend

The roommates' escapade are initially appealing archetypal (minus Winston's alleged sympathy PMS), but aback Nick meets an aged Asian man in the park, things alpha accepting abnormally weird. Although the man doesn't say a word, his calm, quiet activity opens Nick up gives amateur Jake Johnson a adventitious to get goofy. Nick starts spilling his close animosity like he's in therapy, complimenting the man's baseball hat ("I like how it's not a aggregation or a logo, it's aloof blue"), and afresh asks him aberrant survey-type questions like, "Would you rather be covered in angle scales or feathers?" The montage shows Nick leaping into the air, sobbing, and agreeable "Who am I?" against the blast like he's about to accept a breakthrough.

Maybe he does -- for a additional -- but his air-conditioned arch doesn't aftermost long. Aback Nick allotment to the loft, Jess and Winston are arguing over who has affirmation on PMS symptoms, Schmidt is crowing about his ability to shut off the gas, and Nick can't handle the aggregate of agreeable attached and icy algid water. Nick stomps aback to the park, area he finds his Zen acquaintance still agilely sitting on the bench. Nick spills his animosity again, allurement to be apparent the way.

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The man leads Nick by the duke to an calm pool, were he motions for Nick to denude and footfall into the water. The man undresses with Nick and afresh cradles him like a babyish in the water, walking him through the basin while a flutist plays a abstracted melody in the background. (Fun fact: Nick appears to be accepting a Watsu baptize massage. His chi charge be abounding advisedly now.) Aback the man assuredly speaks, he tells Nick, "You are a huge baby," which Nick sleepily agrees with. As creepily affectionate as the accomplished arena is, I accept to acclaim New Babe writers for the novelty. I absolutely haven't apparent annihilation like this on TV before.

Jess Has So Abounding Feelings

Now, Jess' story line is a lot added familiar. The premise: Jess has her period. She's moody, irrational, affecting and incapable. Like so abounding writers afore them, the New Babe writers airing that tightrope of amusement over the inclement amnion of sexism and aloof almost appear out funnier than they are sexist -- until the end of the episode, that is, aback they acknowledge that Jess isn't an affecting blend because she has PMS. (Well, that's not the alone reason, anyway.) She's afraid. Accepting laid off has annoyed her confidence, and she's authoritative excuses.

For the aboriginal bisected of the episode, though, Jess shoots out abundant accelerated PMS curve to ample a book. A few highlights include:

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So if you've joked about surfing "the blood-soaked wave" anytime back Clueless, New Babe has aloof accustomed you some new material. Zooey Deschanel's best moment absolutely came during Jess' job interview, though, aback the accuser shows Jess a account of her tiny dog, Boo (after Boo Radley) in a tea cup, and Jess weeps into a dabble of hormones, saying, "Sorry, how did she fit in the cup? Aloof physically, how did she get so small?" She stifles the sobs until the accuser admits that Boo anesthetized abroad a few years ago. Deschanel chokes out "Puppy...in a...cup" amid sobs like a pro. The arena is ridiculous, and yet it still feels real. Weeping is over asleep dogs is like arrant aback Dumbo's mother gets bound up, and that big breach rolls bottomward her trunk. Like, how do you not cry, you know?

Anyway. As I said, Jess' aberration is alone partially hormonal, and the blow is circumstantial. As always, Nick has a heart-to-heart with Jess about her future, allowance her apprehend that she's application PMS as an alibi for bombing her interview. He encourages her to account afresh for the teaching job, which she does. She gets the job! She'll now be teaching artistic autograph to adults, which inspires Nick's band of the night: "Well I achievement you like belief about vampires and bad childhoods!" Jess replies, "I do!"

They bless Jess' new application and the reintroduction of calefaction to the accommodation by jumping about to House of Pain's "Jump Around" until they apprehend that Winston's still depressed and lethargic. He admits that it's not really PMS (of course). He's still aching his breakdown with Shelby.

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